James L. asks: Yo Red, me and my wife was out for dinner the other night when I noticed a car pull up in the parking lot and it had two REALLY, REALLY good lookin’ women in it and they started to make out. My wife caught me staring at them and was mad. Was that wrong of me to watch or does that make me normal?

Ask Red says: Obviously your wife is insecure and wants all of your attention. Lesbo love is the new hit on the street. I’m even surprised there isn’t a reality TV show featuring it. If Mrs. Jealousy wants your wandering eye focused on you suggest that she tongue wrestles the waitress the next time you take her to the diner. Verdict: You are an “upright” Dude!

Skool Marm says: It was not wrong of you to watch. Had two gorillas been making out you would have stared just the same. The error here is not in your choice of viewing material but in your grammar and sentence structure. Watch as many Girls Gone Wild videos as you want, but try to take something valuable away from it. Note that instead of shouting "These is my titties," the underage girl should have said "These ARE my titties." See, you learn something new everyday. Your wife can't argue that.