Rebecca V. asks: “Why can’t I meet cool people when I’m sober?”

Ask Red says: For the same reason guys only find you attractive when they’re drunk. Booze is the bulldozer that smashes through all the firewalls that protect you from morons and buffoons. Unfortunately, when the buzz subsides that hipster or Knight in Shining Armor who you invited up to your place for coffee last night turns into a nerdy toad. Stop using beer goggles in your search for Mr. Right. On the other hand, advice columnists are totally cool. Let’s hook up and share a bottle of Boones Farm and I’ll prove it.

Night Shift adds: Really?  All the people I meet when I’m drunk are A-holes.