Orville W. asks: “My stay at home wife gave me a ‘memory foam’ pillow for Christmas but when I used it last night the indentation didn’t match my head. Should I return it because it’s defective?"

Ask Red says: No, it’s better for you to bury your face in it and take 50 or so deep breaths.

Faced says: Nothing is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

BarWench says:  Instead of questioning the quality of the pillow, maybe you should question your wife's fidelity. Was the indentation the shape of the mailman's head?

Night Shift says: Yes, return it for cash and buy some alcohol.  Otherwise the real memory every time you lay on it will be that your wife bought you a stupid pillow for Christmas.