What is the lamest or smoothest pickup line you ever delivered, heard or used? Add yours to the list by posting a comment.

Quagmire: "Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you."

John L.:  "Got any Irish in you? Do you want some?"

Mark V.: "Can I borrow a dime because I told my mom I'd call her when I fell in love."

Alan S.: "Wanna go out for pizza and then f*&%? (drink then tossed in face) What, you don't like pizza?"