Monday May 21
Pinckneyville Post
 
    

Weather

68°
20°
°F | °C
Cloudy
Humidity: 100%
Sun
Thunderstorm
61 | 94
16 | 34
Mon
Mostly Sunny
50 | 75
10 | 23
Tue
Clear
52 | 79
11 | 26
Wed
Clear
61 | 84
16 | 28

Have a question for Red? Ask it

Ask Red

Like it? Share it!

Login

GO FOR THE TRUCK THAT'S FULLY (LOCKED AND) LOADED

Rate this item
(0 votes)

Ahmed writes: “Red, I am shopping for a new pickup truck. Should I go with a foreign or domestic model?”

Ask Red says: The line between want is foreign made and what’s home grown is blurred these days. Toyotas and Nissans are built in the states while Chevy, Ford and Dodge makes – what we think of as domestic – are half breeds with many of the components produced in Canada, Mexico and beyond. Choosing the right one depends on your lifestyle. If your one that likes to tow double-wide trailers or fully-loaded cement trucks through rings of fire and up ramps that lead to nowhere, then a Chevy or Ford is in order (at least that’s what the company’s TV commercials tells us). Got the stump of a Sequoia tree you need to wrap a chain around and yank from the ground, go with the Dodge Ram. But in my book, the baddest pickup truck on the planet is made by Toyota. Think about it, whenever we see news reels of insurgents in Somalia, Libya, Sudan and other “religion of peace” regions they are always loaded in the back of Toyotas swinging machine guns from side to side. Newsweek even dubbed them “Guerilla Trucks” in an October article. Let the good old boys keep the trucks with the “Pissing Calvin” window stickers. I’ll take one that comes with its own Howitzer any time.

Read 216 times Last modified on Thursday, 31 March 2011 10:49

2 comments

  • Comment Link Dirty Rat Thursday, 31 March 2011 13:03 posted by Dirty Rat

    It's about time you started working again...:) Now that's some funny $#!T.

  • Comment Link Highwayman Thursday, 31 March 2011 11:47 posted by Highwayman

    Don't buy a truck, buy a horse and wagon. With the oil prices from the Ahmed led countries skyrocketing you will not be able to afford both a new truck AND gas to operate it. Get the horse and buy hay from local farmers or, better yet, fence in your yard and let him graze and fertilize the lawn to utter perfection. You will then be the envy of your neighbors who will soon learn to appreciate the smell of manure and, in a show of appreciation for you odiferous contribution to the neighborhood, will let you borrow THEIR truck for any loads that are too heavy for your wagon to haul.

Leave a comment

Make sure you enter the (*) required information where indicated.
Basic HTML code is allowed.