California Mike asks: "Why do I feel like a human being living in a cartoon universe? Does it have something to do with joining Facebook?"

Ask Red says: In a way, yes. However, it's more of what you're doing on Facebook that's given you that feeling of maliase.You obviously are hooked on Cartoonville and spend your FB time mindlessly amassing cotton candy skeins by catching wayward coyotes who fall off cliffs, saving rabbits chased by hunters with speech impediments and talking dogs who hang out with dope smoking slackers in trick vans. Your heart now beats seven times a minute and your farm has gone green. Instead of wasting time with this drivel find out who is your BFF for the day, get a gun and shoot your computer screen.