By Jeff Smyth
I spent a few days on business in Houston recently and, of course, I heard a lot about Texas pride. Anything Texas is irreproachable among Lone Star residents. They wear the state flag on their clothing as a designer statement, they incorporate it in their business logos and they hang it from their balconies. They write songs romanticizing the Texas spirit. Of course, while most of the rest of nation continues to suffer an economic malaise, Texas has boot-scooted to nearly full employment. By those measures alone, one can understand why they are a proud people.
I experienced similar state pride when I lived in Arizona but for different reasons; we were in a natural wonderland with the grandest of canyons, towering Ponderosa pines and weather that just compelled you to be active. We knew we were in a special placed that deserved our reverence.
I haven’t, however, ever felt an inkling of pride in my native state, Illinois. Instead, with a corrupt government, suppressing taxation and a major city in which people are being shot at war zone rates, being from Illinois is nothing to crow about.
Be as honest as Abe, as a fellow Illinoisan, do you ever find yourself bragging about hailing from the Prairie State? I thought not. Sure, regional and local pride abound. Southern Illinois is such a contrast from the remainder of the Land of Lincoln that many of us wish for it to become its own state. As often as this notion crops up (and it has from time-to-time for more than 100 years) it’s not likely to happen. We are too poor a region that’s in the grip of a Chicago political machine that looks at us not as one of them, but as a branch of the family no one invites to reunions. For that matter, people in Cook County couldn’t even tell you where southern Illinois begins. Is it south of Kankakee, Springfield, Salem, or all of the above?
As much as there is contrast between Texas’s pride and Illinois’s lack of it, the same is true in each state’s governors. Texas Gov. Rick Perry has made frequent trips to Illinois in attempt to poach businesses. He presents a compelling argument. Taxes are low (there is no state income tax), $8 billion in surplus brims from state coffers (Illinois is grappling with a more than $6 billion deficit), there is growth in wages, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, increased 3.3 percent the first six months of 2014 (Illinois’s a mere 0.03 percent) and unemployment is low at 5.1 percent (7.1 percent here).
What is Gov. Pat Quinn’s response aside from some snarky lines in an op-ed piece in the Chicago Tribune regarding Perry’s Illinois forays as being a boost to Illinois tourism? Nothing tangible other than he wants to renege on his promise to repeal the 47 percent “temporary” income tax increase he begged for three years ago and make it permanent. Money, by the way, that was support to pay down debits and replenish pension funds only to be squandered by bloating government.
Perry doesn’t need to steal Illinois businesses. I’m sure he just likes to come up here and tweak Quinn’s nose. As Illinoisans, we don’t defend our governor because we understand we have little to throw back at Perry.
Governors of neighboring states are having the same fun. Unemployment in Wisconsin is 5.7 percent; Iowa, 4.4 percent and Indiana, 5.9 percent. They are also sneaking across our borders to steal our businesses with some degree of success. How can there be such a difference among neighboring states: less government and no Chicago political machine.
I’ve painted a grim picture of Illinois but some of you might be “glass half full” people. To you I ask, tell what I am missing; what should we be proud of? I want sip from your glass.
By Jeff Smyth
Perry County Sheriff Keith Kellerman confirmed that he will review a video taken by a camera on-board the Canadian National (CN) Railroad locomotive involved in a fatal collision last week.
Kellerman will watch the video April 1, but added the investigation his department is heading into the accident could take several weeks as he awaits a final report from the railroad that includes data from a recorder also equipped on the train.
The PCHS Music Makers will present "Shrek the Musical" March 20-22 at the school. Tickets are on sale at the district office and Perry County Marketplace. Adults are $10; children, $8. The cast includes:
By Jeff Smyth
Gov. Pat Quinn was willing to sell Illinois’ coal industry up the river last month when he called for the Illinois Pollution Control Board (IPCB) to adopt emergency measures regulating the handling and storage of petroleum coke (petcoke), as well as coal. Quinn’s action was frivolous and presumably done to pander to environmentalists and Cook County voters.
Fortunately, the IPCB rejected his notion that public health was in danger, but southern Illinoisans should not forget what Quinn tried to pull – forsaking this region in exchange for upstate votes.
By Jeff Smyth
You gotta tip your glass to male ingenuity; give a guy a broom and he’ll concoct a drinking game around it. Want proof, check out the “sport” of curling during this year’s Olympics. In it, you have a guy skimming some doughnut-shaped thing (called a “stone”) across ice while his mates frantically sweep the surface in front of it. No one knows why they do this, or why Olympic officials have deemed it a sport, but I suspect its origins date back to when men began being men.